How can I not reblog this!?
AMERICA
LAND OF THE FREE
HOME OF THE PRETTY
AND THE PINK CROC’S PINK GLARE
THE HATERS BURSTING IN AIR,
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT
THAT NO FUCKS WERE GAVE THERE
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE CROCS
OF THIS IRAQI ARMY OUTPOST
AND TO THE SOLDIERS IN WHICH THEY BELONG
ONE NATION, UNDER PINK
WITH LIBERTY AND PINK CROCS FOR ALL!
(via wakeupandfuckup)